We love our kids to bits. But everyone has had a fair share of occasions when kids have driven them crazy and insane. And it’s usually in one of those moments that u say, ” Wait till you grow up!” Yes, there are a few things for which we would like to avenge them, for what they did to us when they were babies. And here is how I would like to avenge when my son grows up. In all possibility, I am likely to end up in an old age home after this, but it would be so worth it.
- Rise and shine son. It’s 5 am. You used to love to wake up at 5 every weekend when you were a baby. So why not now?
- Go to store with him and ask him to get me something expensive and useless. And of course make a scene when he refuse.
- Have dinner at his home and spill food all over the place.
- Your new home’s walls looks so clean.. I mean plain dull and boring. Give me a pen. I think they need my modern art.
- Is that your new car? I would like to have some snacks while driving. No tissues pleas
- Knock his bedroom door when he is doing something ‘fun’ with his partner.
- And knock again after some more times just to be sure he is ok while asleep.
- Ask him to accompany to the bathroom of the movie theatre, exactly at the climax of a thriller movie. I am old, and I have poor bladder control. You don’t want an accident at the movies.
- Ask him the same question again for the 50th time.
- Rearrange his home to my fancy when he is away at work.
- Hide car keys on the days he is running late to work
- Oh, you seem tired and exhausted after a tough day at work. You look so sleepy. Hey, want to know what I did today? There are a lot of ants here. I kept blocking their way to see what happens! And nothing came out when I picked my nose… Blah.. Blah.. Blah..
- Wait till its 11 pm to inform that I am out of my medicine.
- When he throws a party for your colleagues, go in dressed as a rooster and act dead on the floor after a while.
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